I have been in a car for about 8 hours today taking Tiffy to a new doctor halfway down New Jersey, it was seriously in the dead center of the state. I think I was actually in like the GWB and the Tappan Zee and every county in the northern half of New Jersey today, which I didn’t realize is as much driving as it is, all the while thinking that I could not feel my feet and that I can’t get married there and that because of that, any affection I may ever have had for Chris Christie is in the past. This may or may not be turning into the sequel of Genevieve and I can’t believe it. Also I have a headache that I can’t get rid of and a turtle that may never forgive me